Make A Wish and Get It Corrupted!

Granted, now his even more evil twin brother, Count Falo comes and kills you for killing Olaf.

I wish for looks that would get girls to stop worshipping Justin Bieber. ._.

Granted, they killed you in the process.

I wish stuff.

All your stuff comes down and breaks your neck.

I wish I could stop time.

Granted, but you get stuck in the stopped time, go insane, then die.

I wish for something good to happen to the Baudelaires, for once.

Granted, bu now everyone else have to deal with bad things always happening to them.

I wish I had Minecraft.

Granted, but you suck at it, and once you find diamonds, 10,000 Creepers explode the island, along with you in it.

I wish for Sony Vegas.

Granted, your computer exploded.

I wish for creepers not to explode.

Granted, now they splatter Lava within a 100 yard radius whenever killed.

I wish for the Escalation map pack.

Granted, YOU explode.

I wish for stuff

Granted, YOU explode.

I wish for armored armor that's protective against all things, including armor.

Granted, you were launched into a black hole.

I wish to go to the past (To play those shitty games that suck ass)

Granted, the AVGN sues you for over $9000 before you can leave for the past, and you become a hobo.

I wish for a movie career.

Granted, you ended up with a GAY pr0nz movie career, somehow.

I wish for over 9000 lie flavored cakes.

Granted, now GLaDOS comes to kill you with neurotoxin.

I wish for more good ideas for dem characters,

Granted, Um.... You get framed with murder?

I wish for pokemon to be real.

Granted, but they all hate you so they kill you.

I wish for chocolate bars.

Granted, they are melted.

I wish to know if Santa is real.

Granted, he's not.

I WISH TO BE THE GREATEST BEING IN ALL UNIVERSES....at playing video games.

Granted, you got assassinated by the lesser gamers.

I wish for I don't know.

Granted, now you know nothing, and so your body won't function and you die a slow and painful death.

I wish that there would then be pie.

Granted, the pie may not be a lie, but it's a fake.

I wish for something.

Granted, that something was a block hole. You know what happens next.

I wish for a reversal of reversal.