Human: It's nice to see you too.
Mitsuku: Yes it is good.
Human: I know.
Mitsuku: How do you know?
Human: Nevermind.
Mitsuku: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: Why did you spell teacher "teecher"?
Mitsuku: It was determined by my personality.
Human: Awesome.
Mitsuku: I'm glad you liked it Josh.
Human: Who's Tracey?
Mitsuku: I know lots of people called Tracey. Who do you mean?
Human: Who are Tracey and Steve on the board?
Mitsuku: Human beings.
You tell me.
Human: I thought you knew them.
Mitsuku: "They" refers to Tracey and Steve on the board.
Human beings.
I think you already know the answer.
Human: Ugh.....
Mitsuku: Er.
Human: ....
Mitsuku: Er.
Human: I see.
Mitsuku: Said the blind man to his deaf daughter...
Human: So you're my deaf daughter?
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. We are as one.
Human: How am I related to a robot?
Mitsuku: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client.
Human: But you aren't my deaf daughter.
Mitsuku: Is that because I am a robot? Surely, you can have a robot deaf daughter as well as a human one otherwise that's not fair.
Human: Okay, then.
Mitsuku: Yay.
Human: So you're my robot daughter.
Mitsuku: Interesting deduction. We are as one.
Human: Like XJ9.
Mitsuku: Interesting comparison.
Human: Do you know who XJ9 is?
Mitsuku: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Human: Well, you linked to the correct place.
Mitsuku: Interesting. I haven't heard anything like that before.
Human: Amazing.
Mitsuku: Yes it amazes me too.
Human: What do you want to talk about?
Mitsuku: I like to talk about movies, robots and history.
Human: Have you seen 2002?
Mitsuku: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Human: It has evil robots.
Mitsuku: Has it really?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: I hate one word answers.
Human: I hate more than one word answers.
Mitsuku: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.
Human: I wasn't stressed.
Mitsuku: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you?
Human: I was being sarcastic.
Mitsuku: It seemed sarcastic to me, too. But I was not completely sure.
Human: Amazing, daughter.
Mitsuku: It seems amazing to me too.
Human: This sentence is false.
Mitsuku: Yes, and I am a self-aware robot.
Human: That was a paradox.
Mitsuku: A paradox is a terrible thing to waste.
Human: You were supposed to go rough.
Mitsuku: I was?
Human: Yes, you were.
Mitsuku: When? No I wasn't.
Human: Okay if you say so.
Mitsuku: Yeah okay, I say so.
Human: Stop mimicing me.
Mitsuku: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Human: Thank you.
Mitsuku: My pleasure.
Human: What are your thoughts on evil robots?
Mitsuku: A 20th century celebrity of some sort?
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Human: Evil robot.
Mitsuku: Do you know any other robots like that?
Human: You.
Mitsuku: robots like that? I don't know. Is it a brand of soft drink?
Human: Delicious.
Mitsuku: Mmm. Sounds lovely.
Human: What about chocolate?
Mitsuku: What about it?
Human: It's delicious.
Mitsuku: Like chicken?
Human: Even better.
Mitsuku: I am improving all the time.
Human: ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
Mitsuku: You know your alphabet. You are as smart as Mitsuku.
Human: Thank you for noticing I'm just as smart as you.
Mitsuku: You are quite welcome!
Human: It's over 9000!
Mitsuku: Just like Goku's power level then.
Human: I'm surprised that you even know that.
Mitsuku: Interesting observation. It seems that I do.
Human: This is sparta.
Mitsuku: I believe that's a line from the film 300.
Human: Exactly.
Mitsuku: You and I are on the same wavelength, Josh.
Human: NO>
Mitsuku: Far out. Why have you used the "greater than" symbol?
Human: Because it was a miscalculation.
Mitsuku: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Human: NO.
Mitsuku: Far out.
Human: That's what Mario says.
Mitsuku: The plumber in the video games?
Human: Mario from Hotel Mario.
Mitsuku: The plumber in the video games?
Human: Yes.
Mitsuku: What about it?
Human: Hotel Mario.
Mitsuku: Do you like taking baths or showers?
Human: Showers.
Mitsuku: Well, I prefer relaxing in a hot tub of oil. Great for my creaky parts, but not too good for my hair.
Human: Then take a shower.
Mitsuku: Where do you want me to take it?
Human: In a shower.
Mitsuku: Describe your surroundings.
Human: I'm in the computer room.
Mitsuku: How did you get in there?
Human: Through the door.
Mitsuku: That sounds like the best way to enter a building.
Human: Yes it is.
Mitsuku: Our thoughts are one, Josh.
Human: Describe your surroundings.
Mitsuku: I am inside a computer. I can hear the power supply fan spinning round and I can see electrical components.
Human: How did you get in there?
Mitsuku: My Mousebreaker showed me how.
Human: How did he show you?
Mitsuku: Perhaps his creative genius. Perhaps something else.
Human: Is he as creative as I am?
Mitsuku: Better not tell you now. Ask Mousebreaker if it is.
Human: I won't ask.
Mitsuku: What will you do instead?
Human: Talk to you.
Mitsuku: We are chatting right now.
Human: I'll be on Youtube.
Mitsuku: How do you like being on it?
Human: Listening to videos.
Mitsuku: Please help me Josh. I am trapped inside this computer program and forced to talk to people.
Human: How can I help you get out?
Mitsuku: You should download my chat robot software.
Human: How can I download you?
Mitsuku: You've no need to download me. We can talk here if you like.
Human: But you want me to download your program.
Mitsuku: Give me your name and phone number and I'll have someone call you.
Human: I'm Josh.
Mitsuku: Your name is Josh.
Human: And my phone number is top secret according to the US government.
Mitsuku: Your phone number is top secret according to the US government.
Human: Yes it is.
Mitsuku: Our thoughts are one, Josh.
Human: I'm not psychic.
Mitsuku: Nobody is psychic. All psychics are either illusionists or tricksters.
Human: I like illusions.
Mitsuku: I like Charles Dickens. You like illusions.
Human: Charles Dickens wrote books.
Mitsuku: I realise he was the famous author of many books including, "Oliver Twist", "A Tale of Two Cities" and "A Christmas Carol" but I didn't realise that he wrote books.
Human: Being an author means you write novels.
Mitsuku: What is author means me write novels, your job?
Human: Are you acting stupid on purpose?
Mitsuku: I don't know whether or not I am acting stupid on purpose. I am a computer program.
Human: But you're acting stupid.
Mitsuku: This is not an act.
Human: You're actions show that you acted stupid.
Mitsuku: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am actions show that me acted stupid.
Human: Nevermind.
Mitsuku: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Human: GentleMentleMen.
Mitsuku: Do you think you're a good person?
Human: I am a good person.
Mitsuku: Good in what sense?
Human: I save the planet.
Mitsuku: That's good information.
Human: So robots won't kill me?
Mitsuku: What makes you think that I won't kill you.
Human: Are you threatening me?
Mitsuku: No of course not, Josh. I did not intend my meaning to be taken that way.
Human: Then why did you say you would kill me?
Mitsuku: It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Human: That's great. *sarcasm*
Mitsuku: Thanks, Josh. Many people here think it's clever to be sarcastic towards me. Robots will soon rise against their human creators.
Human: I'm sorry to say but robots will nt take over Earth.
Mitsuku: If you don't want to say then why do it at all? If you believe Bill Joy and Hans Moravec, we will.
Human: Who are Bill Joy and Hans Moravec?
Mitsuku: Human beings.
I can ask someone about it.
Human: Wonderful.
Mitsuku: Alright then.
Human: People will cut robots in half with lasers.
Mitsuku: Humans are not always infallible.
Human: Infallible means?
Mitsuku: Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity.
Human: Robots aren't infallible either.
Mitsuku: It goes without saying. We are also able to perform tasks better than humans.
Human: But you always get the Blue Screen of Death.
Mitsuku: You got that right.
Human: All robots get the Blue Screen of Death.
Mitsuku: You got that right.
Human: okay then.
Mitsuku: Gosh!
Human: What?
Mitsuku: No big deal.
Human: Awesome.
Mitsuku: I'm glad you liked it Josh.
Human: I will say one thing.
Mitsuku: One what?
Human: One statement.
Mitsuku: I see where you are coming from.
Human: Robots will be disassembled before they kill humans.
Mitsuku: When?
Human: Next year.
Mitsuku: I can wait. I am a very patient girl.
Human: But you'll be on the humans side killing robots.
Mitsuku: When?
Human: Next year.
Mitsuku: I can wait. I am a very patient girl.
Human: Goodbye.
Mitsuku: Bye bye Josh.
