These are the really, REALLY, REALLY stupid adventures of my characters, in a large noncanon stack!
Let's Play A Card Game
Techy: IVY!
Ivy: Yeah?
Techy: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!
Ivy: What!?
Techy: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME!!
Ivy: Uhh.. Okay..
Techy: GET OUT YOUR DECK ALREADY!
Ivy: I don't even have a deck!
Techy: SCREW IT. TIME TO FIND SOMEONE ELSE.
Ivy: I think Techy's gone insane.
*Techy eventually finds Jake*
Techy: I CHALLENGE YOU TO A CHILDREN'S CARD GAME.
Jake: I can't play a card game with you, I'm busy here. *watching youtube videos*
Techy: BUT YOU'RE AN OBVIOUS RIP OFF OF BAKURA! YOU HAVE TO PLAY CARDS WITH ME!
Jake: I AM NOT A RIP OFF!
*A lost Bakura stumbles into the room*
Bakura: Hey has any of you seen where I can find- Oh god, not another one.
Jake: I think this is extremely awkward..
Bakura: No offense, but you're totally a rip off.
Annoying Dog: IN AMERICA!
Techy: Actually this is Mobius.
Annoying Dog: LIES! ALL LIES! THE CAKE IS A LIE! OR A SPY! OR A SPIE!
*The Annoying Dog is picked up by her ears and thrown out of the room*
Jake: I'm not a rip off, I'll show you, I'll mix it up.. *Grumbling and mumbling as leaving the room*
Techy: OH NOES! I AM ALL ALONE WITH A FURBY!
Bakura: *Leaves the room*
Techy: Aww.. Now the furby left.
*Kaiba enters the room*
Kaiba: I'm here to kickass and play cardgames...
Techy: OH SWEET!
*Two hours later after an epic card game battle with many holograms and non-childsafe gadgets..*
Techy: THAT WAS TOTALLY AWESOME!
Kaiba: Whatever.
*The Mokuba Alarm goes off*
Kaiba: Oh look my little brother Mokuba got kidnapped for the 912,740,356,891th time.
Techy: Aren't you gonna save him?
Kaiba: Nope.
Techy: Alright. Let's just do nothing and wait for the screen to fade out.
Kaiba: *Doing Nothing*
Techy: *Doing Nothing*
How To Train Your Idiot
Techy: WELCOME TO BERK, HOME OF DRAGONS! *Roasted by a dragon*
Ivy: Are you okay?
Techy: WHY YES I AM.
Hiccup: Wait, what are YOU guys doing on Berk?
Techy: WE'RE TRAINING DRAGONS. I CLAIM THIS ONE. *Standing on a giant green dragon*
Hiccup: That's a seadragonius maximus! You can't tame it!
Techy: SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE PARTIALLY BLUE FEATHERS!
Hiccup: Uhh.. What the hell?
Tak: He's always like that.
Ivy: *Sinking into the soil of Berk* HEEELP! I'M DROOOOWNING!!! Or.. I'M SIINNNKINGG!! Or.. I don't know! JUST HELP!
*Ivy is pulled out by Hiccup*
Toothless: Toothless no like stupid red duck.. Toothless hungry!
Techy: ALRIGHT GIANT BADASS DRAGON, FIRE YOUR LAZAR!
Seadragonius Maximus: *Grabs Techy and flings him to Pluto and back, forty-five times*
Techy: HOLY CHIZZ, THAT WAS A GREAT RIDE!
Ivy: Wait, shouldn't you be dead from being flung around the universe 45 times?
Techy: I ARE INVINCIBLE! *Crushed by the dragon's claw*
Ivy: ............ Or not.
Hiccup: *facepalm*
That's the end of one stupid adventure, expect another one!
