Paper Mario: The 8 Diamond Orbs

Ruby shivered and jumped onto it, Dropping her Bat in the process.

Xavier grabbed her bat for Ruby.

(Nonono, It ROLLED off the stage. XD)
Ruby landed as usual.

The egg fell onto Ruby from above.

(YOU ARE WANTING TO BE BANNED. T_T)

(THEY WERE TELEPORTED THE WRONG DIRECTION.)
Ruby was squished like a Pancake.

(Shut up or be banned. T_T)

Xavier hit the Egg with his hammer, dealing 1 damage.

(Fine. I'll leave the Talking to Ruby and Xavier. One last thing though: How much HP did Ruby lose from that? *tapes mouth shut*)
Ruby eventually re-inflated.

(4 HP.....XD)

Xavier Hammered the Egg again.

Ruby jumped on the Egg.

The egg took no damage and rolled over them both, dealing 3 damage each.

Ruby stared at it. "Why aren't I doing any damage?"

"It's an egg. We don't deall enough damage with jumps. Remember?" Xavier hit it with his hammer and dealt 1 damage.

"One problem. I dropped my Weapon." Ruby sighed.

Oh, right. Here you go." Xavier said as he handed Ruby her bat.

Ruby stared at the bat. "When did I get a pet bat?" She asked.
(Her bat was lost in the crown in front of the Stage. XD)

"Oh, right. This is just an HP Drainer." Xavier still handed her the HP Drainer.

(Say wut?)

Ruby used it on the Egg.

The Egg lost 5 HP and Ruby gained 5. A small crack appearred in the crack.

(I Don't get it. XD)
Ruby waited for her turn.

Xavier went to hit the egg with his hammer, but it blew open, blowing Ruby and Xavier back.

Ruby smacked into a Wall, making a Medium-sized dent.

Xavier flew into the audience, which were all frightened.

The wall fell over(It was a wall in the background. XD), crushing Ruby.

Ruby took 2 damage from the background, and Xavier went back onto the stage. He then looked at the egg, which was glowing white.

Ruby got up and muttered something not understandable.