Apocalypse How?

Subject: Apocalypse How? Wed May 30, 2012 9:08 am

So apparently a man in Miami, Florida tried to eat the face off of another man. He was reported to keep chewing and ripping, despite a witness telling him to stop. The cops had to shoot him dead. Combined with many other reports of zombie-like behavior in other humans recently, I just have one thing to say...

.... Zombie Apocalypse, anyone?

So guys, what will you do if this turns out to be the first stage of the end of the world?

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Killing a few people before they turn into zombies would be a safe approach. My golf clubs haven't been used for a while, either.

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Wed May 30, 2012 5:22 pm

I'm hoping for more incidents,especially to assholes and douchebagz.

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Wed May 30, 2012 7:40 pm

Full body armor, shotgun, a decent assault rifle, a few dozen kilos of fireworks, air-horns, Vienna sausages, powdered milk, water filtration system, diesel truck (as well as a system to synthesize fuel out of vegetable oil), solar-powered two-way radios (2 of both AM and FM), a chainsaw, a knife, a .44 Magnum (loaded with a single shot), and a map of each of the 50 states, Canada, and Mexico.

That, combined with ample paranoia and genre savvy is my plan in case this scenario happens, provided I do not get killed in the initial outbreak.

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Thu May 31, 2012 11:28 pm

I laugh at this. The situation anyway. But look at it this way, even if the outbreak started in Miami. It would have to go North, which is the redneck states of America.

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Sat Jun 02, 2012 12:14 am

Why do people automatically assume cannibalistic people are zombies? The guy was towed on drugs, that's all.

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:58 pm

Herpotology wrote:: Why do people automatically assume cannibalistic people are zombies? The guy was towed on drugs, that's all.

You do know there's more than just this one person doing this, right?

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:40 pm

Neyix wrote:

Herpotology wrote:: Why do people automatically assume cannibalistic people are zombies? The guy was towed on drugs, that's all.

You do know there's more than just this one person doing this, right?

Yes, the Maryland attack as well. It's only cannibalism, nothing to worry about. It's existed for a good while.

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:35 am

Herpotology wrote:

Neyix wrote:

Herpotology wrote:: Why do people automatically assume cannibalistic people are zombies? The guy was towed on drugs, that's all.

You do know there's more than just this one person doing this, right?

Yes, the Maryland attack as well. It's only cannibalism, nothing to worry about. It's existed for a good while.

Oh sure, you say its 'only cannibalism' now. But when the hordes of infected/living dead come knocking at your doorstep, we'll see you dismiss those claims!

Seriously, it is these kinds of scenarios that lead me to live within an hour's drive of four military bases.

Subject: Re: Apocalypse How? Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:02 pm

Herpotology wrote:

Neyix wrote:

Herpotology wrote:: Why do people automatically assume cannibalistic people are zombies? The guy was towed on drugs, that's all.

You do know there's more than just this one person doing this, right?

Yes, the Maryland attack as well. It's only cannibalism, nothing to worry about. It's existed for a good while.

There was one in New Jersey and Canada too.