-={Revenge of the INFECTION}=-

[That has got to be the second-longest commercial break EVER. The longest is the shopping network.]

[All I need to do now is find the achievement button on this confusing post format. >_>]

(Why not go to the Chatbox?)

Chatbox is too quiet for my likings. Almost too quiet. *insert:ninjas on roof*

I'm gonna bring Nemi into this... maybe even right at the beginning. When the hell are we starting?

lolwhack,keep your beard on.
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The thread started and everyone was infected..soon everyone died.

The end.

Ha... ha... ha...

I almost died laughing...

Sorry.
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It was morning,when light shone across the peaceful land of Mobius at last...no villains,no masterminds and no sudden explosions. Elisa was sitting on the cliff,watching the sun rise from the horizon sea.

"..." She kept thinking about her beloved Mach,who was lost in the previous battle.He had saved her life from the infection at the cost of his own life.He was finally shot dead by Elisa,taking the infection with him to the depths of hell.

Lucia was in the house near Elisa where the three resided. Messilita who loves sleeping as usual can be found on her bedroom,taking a nap.

They had no idea the Infection had desperately evolved...out from Mach's rotting body and into an earthworm,it started to take its roots into climbing the food chain's ladder.

Alex walked up to Elisa, carrying a case of sugar cane soda, "Hey, I just heard the news," he said, sitting down next to her, "You alright?" he asked, offering her a bottle.

"I'm emotionally devastated Alex..." She accepted the offer and opened the bottle. "It seems like I don't know how I can move on with my life without Mach.." She started to have small tears.

Alex took a bottle for himself, "He did it for you and the girls Ellie, he gave up his life to keep your life here," He opened the bottle with his teeth, spitting the cap into the box, "To Mach," He said, raising the bottle to the sun rise and taking a swig.

Elisa nodded and did the same,her eyes closed in sadness.
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"LUCIAAAAA!!!" Messilita screamed as Lucia's joyful laughter filled the air. Elisa did not turn around.

Sounds of wood cracking and glass smashing were coming from inside the house,yet Elisa gave no care..she was too busy having flashbacks about Mach and herself.

Alex hiccuped, "Oops, sorry, made this batch a little to bubbly," Alex looked back at the house, "So, how have the girls been?" Alex asked, trying to change the subject.

"Being themselves as usual...Lucia is the one having tea parties while Messilita took out fighting...she's a rough girl if you know what I mean.."
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The first root had sunk into the soild once again,the virus had grasped into a helpless earthworm and started to turn it into a living brainchild of its own.

The earthworm reached the ground floor and was eaten by a bird.However,the bird was the prey as the virus easily resisted body fluids and enzymes,turning them into more viral cells.The infected bird could only fall onto the floor,dying from being consumed inside. As the next predator collected its prey,he became the next victim of this unstoppable RNA.

Alex laughed, "Yea, I know. Sis never was one to enjoy dress up when we were kids."

"Well,i'll go inside and seperate the twins from killing each other with toy hammers." Elisa stood up,threw the bottle into the box and walked away.
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Lucia smacked Messilita with a squeaky hammer and Messilita did the same,laughing at one another with joy and they don't seem to give any care to their surroundings. They were teens,but were still young at heart.

Alex smiled, he was still young, but mature. He took another drink and stared off into the sun rise for a while

2 different airplanes roared past the house and Alex,speeding towards the horizon. One was a yellow biplane and one was a pink jet plane.

They seemed to be racing.
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Solarina tilted her head and looked at Jan the hedgehog..who was madly ranting about being faster than she is.

"You know Jan,you're probably just the slowest among the airforce...thats too bad for a scout." She spoke into the radio.

"NO U! IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU HAD US SPOTTED WITH YOUR RICK RACKETY ENGINE!!" He shouted into the radio...which Solarina reduced the output volume to avoid getting blasted in her sensitive ears. She sighed calmly.

"I admit that mission caused us to be spotted..but maybe you should upgrade your plane's engine to not be a turtle in a race?" She suggested in her calm voice.

"FINE!! I'LL CHANGE THIS THING INTO A NEW ENGINE...GONNA BE MORE FASTER THAN YOU!! FINISH LINE IS PAST THAT TOWER NOOB.SAYONARA!!" Jan used a booster to fly his plane slightly faster than Sola's plane.

Solarina sighed and pushed her throttle from 10% to 12%,making both planes even in speed.
"I'd beat you,ta ta~" She pushed the throttle to 60% and blasted away,beating Jan to a race.

"GAFREGISHARAGHTADRIGH...GAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" His voice echoed as he screamed in defeat.

(Cue title).

(And what better to use?)

(I prefer this.)

Theme music

(Ooh. I like.)

"Alright kids,lets have breakfast outside." Elisa announced and heard replies of glee from her children.

Alex finished off his soda and dropped the empty bottle in the case. He decided to invite himself for breakfast.

The Prowers made their way to the nearest MACHdonalds...somewhere Elisa loved to go to.

Although it hurts a little inside when she hears that name...she seemed to be pushing herself too far.

*Mach would not have died if I wasen't so careless...It's all my fault..* Elisa thought as she drove her car,currently stopped at a red light..it turned green.

*...Mach..* Even the colour green reminded her of Mach.
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"HEY!! MOVE!!...soccer mom!" A motorist behind Elisa shouted.

"You shut up!!" Messilita replied with a rude face.

"Yeah! let mom drive how she wants!!" Lucia followed.

"...It's alright kids...we're moving." Elisa sighed and continued driving.She wanted to clear her mind about Mach for a day...she could not stop since day 1 of Mach's funeral.

((I was waiting for you to fix the double post up there... Buuuuut, I'm impatient.))

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Alex was in the back while this was going on. The other driver rode past and was about to give Eilsa a rather rude hand signal, but caught Alex's 'Do it and I will hunt you down' glare and just drove on, Alex chortled and sat back in his seat.

Elisa started to drive towards the "Drive-in" stall,stopping beside it.

"Well? take your orders!" Elisa happily said to her kids.
"What about you Alex?"

"I'll just have the usual." Lucia replied.

"I want it upsized!" Messilita screamed with joy.