Make A Wish and Get It Corrupted!

Granted, but then you got gunned down by all the other characters.

Granted,But YOU FORGOT A WISH!!!

I Wish For Painis Cupcake And Dic Soupcan To Be In Team Fortress 2!

Granted, but they are the worst characters in the game, with only one attack, which is saying their name.

I wish for ANOTHER PORTAL TO GO INTO THE RP SHIP FROM REALITY.

Granted, but then it explodes.

I wish for a wish that involves a wish

Granted, but your Wish then gets confiscated.

I wish for more ideas for good roleplays.

Granted. But the RP ship ran into the new ideas, thus blowing them up.

I wish for a new nuke. With fancy crystals!

Granted, but it's only the size of a speck of sand and was as powrful as a speck of sand.

I wish for Diamonds.

Granted, but it turned into Old Spice.

I wish for something, if not nothing.

Granted, but ecause the wish was to broadly stated, you were sucked into a Black Hole.

I wish for a new thread.

Granted. But then it died instantly.

Jews.

Granted, racist.

I wish for more action RPs in the chatbox.

Done, but it always ends up romantic somehow.

Nigerians.

Granted, still racist/

I wish I could personally go up to the God of Love and shoot her in the leg to get more actionp packed RPs due to boredom.

*Goddess*

Granted, but turns out, she doesn't exists.

I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for I wish for.

No.

Granted, but because your wish was never made, YOU'RE FIYAH'D.

I wish for a Cream Pie and a Cream Pie Launcher.

Granted, but it was broken.

I wish for this thread to continue.

Granted, but you aren't in the continuation.

I wish for more ideas of wishes.

Granted, but then you forgot.

I wish for 9001 Falcon Punches meeting together

Granted, but then they didn't meet, and instead had coffee together.

I wish Mill wasn't such a jerk to his wife. XD

Granted,but Jandroy 2 took over his place.

I wish college life was better.

Granted, but you died along the way of betterness.

I wish Twilatica made sense.

Granted, but then someone took Twilatica's soul....

I wish to be somewhere over the rainbow.

Granted, but the blue skies swallow you up.

I wish I could turn into a bird.

Granted, but you got shot, because you were a duck, in Duck Hunt.

I wish to be able to shoot the dog from Duck Hunt.