Make A Wish and Get It Corrupted!

Granted, but they kept him as a pet instead.

I wish Twilatica was known throught the world for his wish not gettting corrupted.

Granted, you then got murdered by multiple gangs.

I wish for poisoned pie.

Granted, but it was cherry poisen, so you died a slow and painful death by coming in contact with the pie.

I wish I could create a Youtube Poop.

Granted, it got a lot of thumbs down.

I wish for life after death.

Granted. You're alive in Hell.

I wish for Awesome-Sauce.

Granted, it devours your soul.

I wish for life after war.

Granted, but the Zombie Apocalypse began in your home once war ended, and you were eaten.

I wish I was prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse that I also wish for.

Granted, you got eaten by zombie ninjas.

I wish for your soul.

Granted, but my sould was really a firebreahing, laser launching anger Supernova of unstoppable rage.

I wish for a rock to be thrown at my arch-enemies.

Granted, you got killed by you arch-enemies.

I wish for world domination!

Granted, but the world was dominated. BY ME.

I wish for a portal into Video Games.

Granted, you got killed by M. Bison

I wish for mankind to meet aliens.

Granted, but we were all murdered by evil aliens.

I wish for pi.

Granted, your end exploded from thinking of all the numbers in Pi

I wish to know what happens after death, and not to explode from knowing too much.

Granted, but you couldn't handle it and disintegrated.

I wish for the Cupcake of Almightyness.

Granted, you couldn't handle the Almightyness, so you disintegrated.

I wish to have a Pokemon battle with you, Poke.

Someone grant the damn wish!

Granted, but he beat you with 6-0. And you had ubers. And he had baby pokemon.

I wish to win the internets.

Granted, but you then lost the internets to someone else.

I wish for shit

Granted, but you got 13 tons of it.

I wish for Mama Luigi to stop calling Mario Mario.

Granted, but Mario Mario killed Mama Luigi for not calling him.

I wish to go back to the past

....To play those shitty games that suck ass

Granted, but you caused a time paradox and died.

I wish for Luigi to stop eating all of my spaghetti.

Granted, Luigi started to eat all of your pizza

I wish for crap

Granted, now you smell so badly from it that nobody loves you or helps you and you die of starvation.

I wish wish that I owned the top business in the world and became the youngest Billionaire ever.

Granted, but you were assinated and Count Olaf got DAT FORTUNE.

I wish for Count Olaf to die.