Make A Wish and Get It Corrupted!

Yes, my favorite RP returns as a Forum game. You all remember how it goes, Right?

Guy 1: I wish for a hot dog.
Guy 2: Granted, but it has poisen in it. I wish for a football

And so on and so forth. So, I shall begin.


I wish I was in a Phoenix Wright game.

Granted, but you are guilty.

I wish to divide by 0 and epicly exploding doing so.

Granted, you are dead.

I wish Chuck Norris was dead.

You missed mine!

Granted, but Bruce Lee comes back alive and pwns your ass.

(Same wish as before)

I did granted it.

Granted, you are dead.

@ Condre

Granted, but since you didn't wish for anything, I can control your wish, so you epicly explode by failing at counting to 1.

I wish that I AM THE MOST POWERFUL PERSON ON THIS ENTIRE SITE!

Granted, you got killed by Chuck Norris

I wish anything uber wasn't uber

Granted, but now everything became uber.

I wish we had a horse. I loooove horses.

Granted, but your horse kicked you in the crotch and galloped away.

I wish for this madness to go away...

Granted,but it was created again by Syral.

I wish for a fox wearing socks in a box.

Granted, but it died of Dr. Seuss rhymes.

I wish to dissect without God looking down upon me~!!

Granted, but Medusa watches you dissect.

I wish that Isle of Creation would get out of my head.

Granted, but instead Charlie the Unicorn replays over and over in it's place.

I wish that I had a brownie. I'm hungry.

Granted, it blows up in your face.

I wish that I knew everything.

Granted,You Know Everything But Now You Don't Know Anything.

I Wish The Mother F**king Batterys In My Xbox Controller Would Last Longer!JEEEEZUS I Have To Hold That Xbox Button To Restart That Betch Every Time!AND IT COULD BE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF MAH GAME!!!!(TRUE STORY)

Granted,until the Xbox 720 came out.

I wish for a wish.

Granted,But Now You Must Wash A Dish.

I Don't Know What To Fucking Wish For.

Granted, but because of that, you cause a time Paradox.

I wish I could understand Missingno speech.

Granted,But Now Thats The Only Speech You Can Understand

I Wish I Knew What To Wish For.

Granted, but you forget it.

I wish I had a GIANT piece of cake.

Granted, but it falls on you, I wish I had the Disgaea DS video game.

Granted,But You Drop It Down A Manhole When You Go To Put It In Your DS.

I Wish These MOTHER FUCKING SNAKES Would Get Off This MOTHER FUCKING FORUM.

Spoiler:

Granted, they went into your pants.

I wish for a wish, for a wish, for a wish, for a wish, for a wish........

[Later]

.....for a wish, for a wish, for a wish, for a cookie.

Granted,But The Snakes In My Pants Eat It.

I Wish The Snakes In My Pants Were Gone.

Granted, But you get the snakes in the lake of piss.

I wish i had a bunny that doesnt get Unwished or taken