Describe your favourite game, then try to make it sound terrible

Battlefront II

Star Wars spin-off where you just shoot robots or people, fly ships that look gay and get blown up every ten seconds by some stupid grenade or missile. Oh and there’s a black guy and a gremlin in it which both wave around giant glo-dildos.

Conquest: Frontier Wars

HOLY SHIT YOU STARCRAFT RIPOFF.

BlazBlue: Continuum Shift

A Guilty Gear ripoff/clone for people who don't know how to play Guilty Gear in the first place, where everyone either spams Ice Cars or Gigantic Tager Drivers all day long and call it "skill". Oh, and there's also a green-haired troll with a fedora that taunts you throughout Story Mode just to piss you off.

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Since I am a moron, I tend to like many games. Here is one I've been playing recently. I'll put more when I'm bored.

Skyrim

A shitty sequel to Oblivion. It has less class options because the developers were lazy. People say the same thing OVER AND OVER AGAIN. It gets annoying really fast. The random encounters can be bullshit, such as four bears versus you, the pathetic, weak mage. The AI is flawed and NPCs tend to do extremely retarded things, such as running into walls or suddenly attacking. Bugs are everywhere. Marriage is boring and unrealistic. You can't kiss your spouse. You can't really show your love for them. They wasted a perfectly good plot many times in the form of not developing character back stories. The only option for the Thieves Guild is either join or not now. They won't let you have more choices, such as destroy the Thieves Guild and improve Riften. Dungeons are boring as well. Dungeons can be confusing. Alduin was an anti climatic boss. You can't become Jarl or High King of Skyrim.

ALL IN ALL, THIS GAME SUCKS, NEVER PLAY IT.

Dungeon Slime wrote:

Since I am a moron, I tend to like many games. Here is one I've been playing recently. I'll put more when I'm bored.

Skyrim

A shitty sequel to Oblivion. It has less class options because the developers were lazy. People say the same thing OVER AND OVER AGAIN. It gets annoying really fast. The random encounters can be bullshit, such as four bears versus you, the pathetic, weak mage. The AI is flawed and NPCs tend to do extremely retarded things, such as running into walls or suddenly attacking. Bugs are everywhere. Marriage is boring and unrealistic. You can't kiss your spouse. You can't really show your love for them. They wasted a perfectly good plot many times in the form of not developing character back stories. The only option for the Thieves Guild is either join or not now. They won't let you have more choices, such as destroy the Thieves Guild and improve Riften. Dungeons are boring as well. Dungeons can be confusing. Alduin was an anti climatic boss. You can't become Jarl or High King of Skyrim.

ALL IN ALL, THIS GAME SUCKS, NEVER PLAY IT.

And also glitchglitchglitchglitchglitchfest.

Battle Toads

'Nuff said.

Earthbound.

A game with shitty graphics that tries to woo you over with it's walls of text and pathetic attempts at being funny, the music sounds like someone tried to murder someone using a synthesiser and the characters have stupid dress senses, the gameplay features you pressing "A" a lot and pretending you actually like these kids you're playing as.