Make A Wish and Get It Corrupted!

Granted, but it gets burned to a crisp, not corrupted.

I wish for over 9000 posts, making me have more poasts than Jandroy.

Granted, but in the end he gets more posts than you.

I wish for nothing.

Granted, you die in the nothing that is space.

I wish that you'd go to 1227.com

Granted, but no one cares because this thread died. XD

I wish YOU WOULD REPLY, OR ELSE YOU WILL DAI.

Granted, but it's inferior to the other forum games~.

I wish for my insanity to go away...

Granted, but you're still ugly. (Chowder reference lol.)

I wish I could type faster.

Granted, but you type too fast and make typos

I wish for a Houdini Splicer.

Granted, but you get killed by it.

I wish for the next chapter of Soul Eater to be translated.

Granted, but the translations are poorly translated.

I wish for vector plates.

Granted, but you get launched by them into some lava.

I wish for Day to come back...

The wish is granted. No corruption acted.

I wish for Odd Scout to STOP TURNING OUR TURRETS INTO ODDBALLS.

Granted, but Odd Scouts are banned.

I wish for more Arachne!Medusa~

Granted, but people start raiging at you.

I wish for my fear of snakes to be gone.

Granted, but your other fears are increased greatly.

I wish I could dissect Kiddo~

Granted, but MakaxKid fans start attempting to maul you.

I wish Batch 163-9 never existed.

Granted, but then history is messed up.

I wish re-colors didn't exist in the Soul Eater fandom.

Granted, but then they kill off Stein.
I wish for a tasty steak and something more creative to wish for :U

Granted, but the steak is......UNDERCOOKED. *BumbumBUUUUUUM*

I wish for another person to reply to this self destructing message thaat will explode in 5 seconds.

Granted, but it was still yourself.

I wish this thread were bumped back into reality.

Granted, but you go boom.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the terrorists take control of people's mind and ruin the peace.

I wish for the ability to dream for something and it comes true.

Granted, but you had a dream that involved rape.

I wish that I didn't have to wish.

[FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-]

Granted, but you contradict youself, thus creating.......A TIME PARADOX.

I wish I had a scouter.

Granted, but it exploded in your face.

I wish time paradoxes didn't exist.

Granted, but someone wishes for time paradoxes to be real right after you made your wish.

I wish that I could travel into anime and gun down every character I hate.