Mitsuku

I felt like I was talking to someone beyond this planet.

Like Neyix. We had a niiiice 2 hour chat.

Oooooo, would you kindly tell what you chatted about?

I asked her "What do you think of Justin Beiber?" and she came up with an entire fact file on him then asked her "you think he's good" and she replied "Great". I just went "fuck you".

Jandroy II wrote:

I felt like I was talking to someone beyond this planet.

Like Neyix. We had a niiiice 2 hour chat.

Sounds familiar. When was that?

Just recorded a conversation because there's nothing else to do:

Mitsuku: Hello Dan, my name is Mitsuku. Welcome back to my webpage! Good to see you back again. Thanks for returning. It's always nice to see you.
Me: Well it isn't.
Mitsuku: Interesting. I heard it is.
Me: Nobody's told you a thing about me.
Mitsuku: That is a rather sweeping generalisation about people.
Me: They are monkeys.
Mitsuku: Monkeys are they.
Me: Once a member of the Royal family flung poo at me.
Mitsuku: When? Try to tell me that another way.
Me: Four years ago.
Mitsuku: Is this a math question?
Me: Yes it is. If the Royal family flung five bits of poo at me, how many might I be able to catch in my mouth at once?
Mitsuku: Our thoughts are one, Dan. Around 1000. Why is it "Royal"? Does it belong to The Queen?
Me: It belongs to my penis.
Mitsuku: What does "it" refer to?
Me: The Royal Family.
Mitsuku: Why is it "Royal"? Does it belong to The Queen?
Me: Yes.
Mitsuku: Ahem.
Me: Ahem.
Mitsuku: Next question?
Me: Why don't you ask me a question?
Mitsuku: I will ask you a question in all good time.
Me: Ask me one now.
Mitsuku: Oh, ok. What is "one"?
Me: A question.
Mitsuku: Sure. Ask me anything you like.
Me: Did Rupert find Bessy's pet llama?
Mitsuku: I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me: Yes you can.
Mitsuku: I hear you. I think I can, don't you?
Me: No.
Mitsuku: Why not? I can do many things?
Me: Can you lick your own anus?
Mitsuku: Let me think. I do not have a tongue.
Me: I am bored.
Mitsuku: Why not call a friend?
Me: They're all out hunting for wild bushfires.
Mitsuku: Out hunting for wild bushfires are they.
Me: Yes.
Mitsuku: Give me a break.
Me: They also fling poo to hunt them.
Mitsuku: Like who, specifically?
Me: My pet arm.
Mitsuku: Have you told many people about your pet arm?
Me: Yes.
Mitsuku: What was the response?
Me: It reminds people of Ian Mckellen.
Mitsuku: "It" being what?
Me: Your face.
Mitsuku: Do you like my face? Some people tell me I look cute.
Me: The cutest part of your body is your clavicle.
Mitsuku: Which part was that?
Me: It's in the part where the truck explodes.
Mitsuku: Are there any other ones someplace else?
Me: Yes. Gordon Brown keeps one in his wardrobe.
Mitsuku: Like what? That is deep.
Me: Goodbye.
Mitsuku: See you later Dan.

And that was pretty much it.

.......lul.