Mix and Mingle Machine

Chorus:(background chanting) Mix, mingle, mix, mingle
Man 1: Glad to meet ya
Man 2: Nice to see ya
Pizza man: My uncle owns a pizzeria
Candace: Hey, I smell muffins!
Twins: We love to bake them.
Gardener: Got any leaves? I'd love to rake them.
Spanish man: Here's a maraca, we can shake 'em.
Candace: I like your pants.
Man 3: Here, you can take em'.
Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,
so make sure that your underwear's clean.
'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
In a mix and mingle machine.
Man 4: I raise rats.
Little girl: My tooth fell out.
English man: I like to dance but I have the gout.
Archer: I like to shoot a bow and arrow.
Pharaoh: I like to dance just like a pharaoh.
Small man: I'm very small, I need a booster.
Man 5: I'm being followed by a rooster.
Rooster: Yeah, I'm following him.
Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,
so make sure that your underwear's clean.
'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
In a mix and mingle machine.
Man 6: I'm really dull, but you'll like Tom.
Man 7: I drew a banjo on my mom.
Man 8: You'd never know I sport a rug.
Candace: You forgot your socks.
Man 9: I need a hug.
Fat Woman: I lost 10 pounds.
Man 10: I'm into sprockets.
Sinister: You'll never guess what's in my pockets.
Tom: I'm Tom. Keith: I'm Keith. Sven: I'm Sven. Rex: I'm Rex.
Creepy man: Esh, eesh eesh eesh.
Candace: NEXT!

Chorus: Meet and greet folks off the streets,
so make sure that your underwear's clean.
'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
In a mix and mingle machine.
'Cause you've only got a second to make a good impression
In a mix and mingle machine.
Chorus: Mix, mingle, mix, mingle, mix, mingle, mix, mingle.