Forum Awards - Christmas edition

Well, we haven't done any awards for ages. It's, like, so so fun seeing what kind of awards people come up with.
Apart from I'm creating all of them.
So basically, since it's the end of the year this time and the best of us still remain, it's about time we did an awards section where we don't need to worry about who gets insulted, who cries because they didn't get voted for what they wanted and whatever the heck.
SO, here they are.

PS: You can only vote for people who still go on here and who are registered on here. So no voting for people who are pretty much forgotten on here and no voting for people outside the website.



Biggest gooch:
Biggest winner:
Biggest loser:
Biggest fun killer:
Funniest:
Unfunniest:
Strangest:
Coolest:
Dumbest:
Meanest:
Most awkward:
Best to be around:
Worst to be around:
Worst joke teller:
Best joke teller:
Most retarded:
Biggest chicken:
Biggest pigeon:
Biggest asslicker:
Biggest troll:
Biggest troublemaker:
Best advice giver:
Worst advice giver:
Best to talk to:
Worst to talk to:


Best roleplayer:
Worst roleplayer:
Best story designer:
Worst story designer:
Best character designer:
Worst character designer:
Best CHARACTER:
Worst CHARACTER:
Best roleplay:
Worst roleplay:


Most intelligent:
Most annoying:
Most unique:
Most changed:
Most likely to leave soon:
Most idiotic:
Most destructive:
Most soft:
Most cold:
Most thoughtful:


Worst username:
Best username:
Worst profile pic:
Best profile pic:
Best signature:
Worst signature:


Most likely to become a prostitute:
Most likely to appear on World's Biggest Loser:
Most likely to buy a combine harvester:
Most likely to be a bad romance:
Most likely to do the Caramell Dansen naked in the middle of the street:
Most likely to start World War III:
Most likely to appear on a cereal box:
Most likely to get knocked out by Mike Tyson:
Most likely to get crushed by a leaf:
Most likely to eat a table:
Most likely to flip every table in the world:
Most likely to turn communist:
Most likely to get run over by an air balloon:
Most likely to appear in a film:
Most likely to appear in a sex tape with Ian Beale:
Most likely to appear in a sex tape with Jimmy Krankie:
Most likely to fall into a drainage pipe:
Most likely to trip over 100 sheep:
Most likely to sodomize a stoat:
Most likely to get married to Gooch Cooper:


Have fun.

Biggest gooch: Me
Biggest winner: Neyix
Biggest loser: Matt
Biggest fun killer: DealWithIt
Funniest: Sig
Unfunniest: Spider
Strangest: Sig
Coolest: Datten
Dumbest: Jandroy
Meanest: Herp
Most awkward:
Best to be around: Slime
Worst to be around: Bounty
Worst joke teller: DealWithIt
Best joke teller:
Most retarded: Me
Biggest chicken: Slime
Biggest pigeon: Alexandy
Biggest asslicker: Herp
Biggest troll: DealWithIt
Biggest troublemaker: Herp
Best advice giver: Jandroy
Worst advice giver: Sarah (I'm not looking to you for help with fixing my PSP ever again)
Best to talk to: Slime
Worst to talk to: Sarah


Best roleplayer: Sigma
Worst roleplayer: Jandroy
Best story designer: Crops
Worst story designer: Jandroy
Best character designer: Datten
Worst character designer: Jandroy
Best CHARACTER: Savon
Worst CHARACTER: Jandroy
Best roleplay: Sonic TERMINATED
Worst roleplay: Jandroy


Most intelligent: Crops
Most annoying:
Most unique: Blue
Most changed:
Most likely to leave soon: Matt
Most idiotic: Spider
Most destructive: Jandroy
Most soft: Blue
Most cold:
Most thoughtful: Slime


Worst username: [Sarah]
Best username: Dealwithit-ler
Worst profile pic: Spiderpig
Best profile pic: Herp
Best signature: Sig
Worst signature: Jan


Most likely to become a prostitute: Alexandy
Most likely to appear on World's Biggest Loser: Sigma
Most likely to buy a combine harvester: Crops
Most likely to be a bad romance: Spider
Most likely to do the Caramell Dansen naked in the middle of the street:
Most likely to start World War III: Jandroy
Most likely to appear on a cereal box: Spider
Most likely to get knocked out by Mike Tyson: Me
Most likely to get crushed by a leaf: Slime
Most likely to eat a table: Datten
Most likely to flip every table in the world: Matt
Most likely to turn communist: Sigma
Most likely to get run over by an air balloon: Crops
Most likely to appear in a film: Datten
Most likely to appear in a sex tape with Ian Beale: Alexandy
Most likely to appear in a sex tape with Jimmy Krankie: Alexandy
Most likely to fall into a drainage pipe: Slime
Most likely to trip over 100 sheep: Blue
Most likely to sodomize a stoat: Alexandy
Most likely to get married to Gooch Cooper: Alexandy

Biggest gooch: DAN YOU GOOCHY SON OF A-
Biggest winner: Ney-eex
Biggest loser: Matthematias
Strangest: Herpes
Coolest: Sigma
Dumbest: Me (Look at all the stupidestmistakes I can't go back on time to it fix.)
Meanest: PokedragonX (YOU BASTARD. I WILL GET YOU. QQ)
Most awkward: Me? .-. Nut sure.
Best to be around: Buttered Toast (Mmm..)
Best joke teller: Sigma (Dem magneto linx.)
Best to talk to: Sigma


Best roleplayer: Dan (The fact that you make awesome fights even if they are between your characters...which I can't even do!)
Worst roleplayer: .-.
(FK THE REST, I CAN'T DO IT.)
Biggest Chicken: .-.


Most likely to do the Caramell Dansen naked in the middle of the street: Dark Jandroy

Homestuck Related Awards, coming your way!

Most like Stoned Gamzee: Memory (You're pretty silly and a really cool guy to hang out with.)
Most like Tavros: Blue (Very nice. Wouldn't hurt a fly.)
Most like Nepeta: Matt (He RPs a lot, even when talking directly OOC, and has a sort of silly way to go about things.)
Most like Dave Strider: Dan (Really cool, level-headed, rather capable. You also seem to care about animals, like him.)
Most like Terezi: Jandroy (Mischievously merry.)

(Time to be honest...>_<)

((And this sucks because honestly I rarely get on so most of the time I really am just going off of old info.)

Biggest gooch: Dan.
Biggest winner: Jan.
Biggest loser:
Biggest fun killer: No idea, in my opinion.
Funniest: Siggy
Unfunniest: Dan.
Strangest: Speedy (DECEASED D:) or Spider.
Coolest: Dan (something about ya.)
Dumbest: No, I am not answering this...
Meanest: Herp. Sorry man, just being blunt.
Most awkward: I dunno.
Best to be around: A tie between Jan or Slime.
Worst to be around: Herp...though you can have some good moments.
Worst joke teller: Dan. Sorry ._.
Best joke teller: No idea.
Most retarded: NO.
Biggest chicken: Jan. Sowweh.
Biggest pigeon: Pokedragon. Erratic, aren't ya?
Biggest asslicker: Not answering.
Biggest troll: Herp. In my opinion, the best one I've seen :3
Biggest troublemaker: DealWithIt.
Best advice giver: Jan.
Worst advice giver: I dunno.
Best to talk to: Dan
Worst to talk to: Crops.


Best roleplayer: Mega-tie between Dan, Crops, Sigma, and Neyix.
Worst roleplayer: Spider. Sorry dude, but...
Best story designer: Dan.
Worst story designer: Pokedragon. Sorry.
Best character designer: Dan or Rawrgna.
Worst character designer:
Best CHARACTER: No idea.
Worst CHARACTER: My own Siloga, a little cliche...working on him.
Best roleplay: THIS SITE: Almost all. Tons o' fun. ROBLOX: Survivors/Terminated. Though no offense Jan, you sort of took over Terminated....
Worst roleplay: Speedy's RPs...a little cliche.


Most intelligent: Jan.
Most annoying: Me or Spider.
Most unique: Crops.
Most changed: Jan.
Most likely to leave soon: Hmm...
Most idiotic: Spider. Sorry! It's in a good way?...
Most destructive: Pokedragon. Weeeee-
Most soft: Rawr.
Most cold: Daaannn~
Most thoughtful: idk.


Worst username: Dan. C'mon, a couple of dots?
Best username: Not really any best usernames.
Worst profile pic: Mine, CONSIDERING I DONT HAVE ONE
Best profile pic: Dan. Always something badass.
Best signature: IDK, Haven't read through them all.
Worst signature: People without them.


Weeeeee

You wanted my votes? HERE'S MY FUCKING VOTES.

Biggest gooch: I have no goddamn idea.
Biggest winner: Define "win". I'm just going to guess Jan.
Biggest loser: I DON'T WATCH THAT SHOW
Biggest fun killer: Herp. Seriously.
Funniest: Dan
Unfunniest: Herp
Strangest: Buttered Toast
Coolest: I'M NOT PLAYING FAVORITES
Dumbest: No.
Meanest: Herp
Most awkward: Me
Best to be around: Buttered Toast
Worst to be around: Herp
Worst joke teller: Pokedragon
Best joke teller: Dan
Most retarded: DURRRR
Biggest chicken: Jan
Biggest pigeon: UHHHH
Biggest asslicker: Herp
Biggest troll: I'll leave this up to you.
Biggest troublemaker: Herp
Best advice giver: Buttered Toast
Worst advice giver: Me
Best to talk to: Dan
Worst to talk to: Herp (How's it feel to be a winner, by the way?)


Best roleplayer: Dan
Worst roleplayer: Spider. Sorry, but he always seems to out of place.
Best story designer: I got nothin'.
Worst story designer: Also got nothin'.
Best character designer: Matt
Worst character designer: I'D ANSWER "TheDoctor", BUT HE DON'T COME ON HERE ANYMORE.
Best CHARACTER: Scizo
Worst CHARACTER: Dark Jandroy
Best roleplay: TERMINATED is where we all met. But I seriously could've done a hell of a lot better when I was roleplaying in that one.
Worst roleplay: Uhhh.


Most intelligent: I have no idea.
Most annoying: Herp
Most unique: Buttered Toast
Most changed: Me. I mean, come on.
Most likely to leave soon: BUT I DON'T WANT ANYONE TO LEAVE
Most idiotic: Iunno.
Most destructive: Jan.
Most soft: Blue
Most cold: Probably me since I tend to be a giant asshole when I'm angry. Just not all the time.
Most thoughtful: Buttered Toast


Worst username: SpiderPig--OH GOD I CAN'T REMEMBER THE NUMBERS
Best username: .... No seriously.
Worst profile pic: Pokedragon. I mean, wtf is that supposed to be?
Best profile pic: DealWithIt-ler
Best signature: Dan
Worst signature: Jan


Most likely to become a prostitute: PFFT WHAT
Most likely to appear on World's Biggest Loser: Me if I don't use this metabolism.
Most likely to buy a combine harvester: Dan
Most likely to be a bad romance: Me
Most likely to do the Caramell Dansen naked in the middle of the street: Matt
Most likely to start World War III: Me. ANARCHYYYY--
Most likely to appear on a cereal box: Buttered Toast
Most likely to get knocked out by Mike Tyson: Everyone
Most likely to get crushed by a leaf: The Southern Crops
Most likely to eat a table: HEY, I'VE ACTUALLY DONE THAT BEFORE.
Most likely to flip every table in the world: Matt
Most likely to turn communist: Jan
Most likely to get run over by an air balloon: DealWithIt-ler
Most likely to appear in a film:
Most likely to appear in a sex tape with Ian Beale:
Most likely to appear in a sex tape with Jimmy Krankie:
Most likely to fall into a drainage pipe: Buttered Toast
Most likely to trip over 100 sheep: Jan
Most likely to sodomize a stoat: Me
Most likely to get married to Gooch Cooper: OH GOD, OH GOD