Fucking hell crazy day

Seriously, today's been strange, funny, but for the most part FUCKING INFURIATING. It's a rant so you can go do whatever the fuck you want, this is just getting so much fucking anger out.

Coming back from a... "holiday" of mine, I was in the corner shop when some little kid next to me picks up a magazine and goes straight to this page about some more Sonic The Hedgehog shit. Some other lowlife walked up to him and started reading it with him, and the boy just says to her "I want there to be a Shadow The Hedgehog 2!" ... Fucking hell, no. He started to go on about some shitty fan character of his starring alongside Shadow. Why ever the fuck kids think that having some over the top, overpowered, stupid, retarded, cyan coloured dipshit hedgehog recolour is acceptable really just makes me not ever want to have kids (as if).

Next the girl goes "Shadow's just a grumpy idiot." ... Okay, something I could easily agree on. And reflect on.

"Cream should have her own game!"

... Ragequitting the shop was the only thing I could do.

Then there was my neighbours. Very good friends with them. The fat bastards thought it would be funny to throw eggs at my window. Considering how hot it is, they were open and... well, let's just say soon the mess they made will be the mess I make when I break into their house tomorrow night. One of the stereo speakers was broken, poster was egged and got a bit of egg on the PS3 which is still working. The annoying thing is that I called the police and what do they do? Come over to their house, ask if they've done anything bad and the fat lumps of wormy, disgusting and vile shit infested with disease lied by saying they didn't do anything and it was "these kids down the road". Yeah, well one of these "kids down the road" is going to be the last one you'll see.

Aside from all the bad shit, got RE5 and it was pretty fun. I suck huge at it, but it's still fun. Now jog on.

Goddamn, since when did the British become such assholes?

My apologies about that happening. I have a suggestion. Conjour up some fake blood, get a flash light, and spray the fake blood near their house, and drop a knife. Haha, scare the shit outta them!

Holy Mackeral wrote:

My apologies about that happening. I have a suggestion. Conjour up some fake blood, get a flash light, and spray the fake blood near their house, and drop a knife. Haha, scare the shit outta them!

But make sure you use gloves,don't leave any fingerprints.

I know, I thought he'd figure that, from all those Ace Attorney games I've played.

Yep.
You also need to clean your prints off before the gloves,or eles there will still be prints on the knife (If you used the knife before)