I don't think Sonic IS the fastest thing alive after all.

Here is why I say that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=7-xdnDZDENo&feature=related

Sonic Can't even build up that much speed THAT quickly.

THINK PEOPLE, THINK.

Then he's the fastest videogame character alive~.
Logic is power, my dear little robot~.

BUT!

Isn't Touhou a video game too? :3

Then Sonic is the fastest hedgehog/animal alive.

That game puts Wayne Rooney to shame... seriously, how over the top can they go with a simple shot in football? (Soccer, whatever.)

Correction, Stein. The person is a SHE.

Cut Man wrote:

Correction, Stein. The person is a SHE.

He meant Sonic.

Eh... Good point. Sonic is the fastest HE, while the person in the video is the fastest SHE.

That must be one big Soccor field and one strong Net to do that.

You mean Weak Net, Syral. The Ball goes THROUGH the net.

Yeah, but it wasn't destroyed by such a fast kick, only broken.

...Good point. VERY good.

Well,Sonic Is The FATTEST Thing Alive

Damn Union Ring Collecting Hedgehog!

@Speedy

Thank you, CAPTAIN OBLIVIOUS.

Hey!=>:O

Yes, now, can we avoid derailing the topic? It's bad feng-shui.